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Today i agreed to meet this guy at Starbucks for tea after i gave him my number on Wednesday. I took a chance and it was a miss and fail. He showed up in jeans that were too big for him, a tee from some Purina promotion, and a navy blue blazer. While there for one hour he introduced me to 4 people three of which he told i was his girlfriend, and the fourth he told we were on a date. I smiled and went along because i did not want to embarrass him in front of his people. During this hour long atrocity he told me of his sexual past and how his cousin was his first sexual partner, i tried to make him feel better by telling him that kids are curios and something like that did not have to define his life… very casually he told me they were getting it on for years. I asked him if he got help for it, he laughed and asked me why. To top it off he struck up an conversation with a stranger and offered to look at her portfolio. Sigh i see why girls go back to their exes so often. It is hard to meet a cool dude that looks non-homeless, and smokes weed then wants to play games and have sex.